miketooch:
legalmexican:

heteroh:

Is that really the only option I want to fight him

D list though

legalmexican:

heteroh:

Is that really the only option I want to fight him

D list though

(via sky-thewithcollide)

itsfearfox:

420wifi:

i hate america so i’m moving to the united states

Heh, I don’t know if I read this wrong or…????¿¿¿

(via best-of-text-posts)


the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

(Source: nicetats, via cat4stic)

5SOS Fan Mail: Michael (Part 3)

(Source: fivesource)

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

(Source: dutchster, via forgettingdecember)

lesbianathogwarts:

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god

(via best-of-text-posts)

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO
not-toobad:

OMFG *gets boner*

not-toobad:

OMFG *gets boner*

(Source: atablefortwo.com.au, via buildyoursunshine)

svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

(Source: wasiangod, via best-of-text-posts)

ven0moth:

im so ugly can i have a refund

(via best-of-text-posts)

What good is being an outlaw when you have responsibilities?

(Source: jessiepinkman, via joshfranflippyphonecase)

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster, via best-of-text-posts)